the new year is upon us, so without further ado, let me begin dumping tuff I don't want from 2011 and keeping it in 2011. preferably forever
sports lockouts. god, we almost lost the NFL this year! I'd have choked godell's ginger ass out for that
Adam sandler movies. really, Sandlers playing jack AND jill? and people will pay to see that? for shame America.
Kardashians. no explantion encessary
Michelle Bachmann. women be craycray ya'll!
Herman Cain. Pokemon quotes can come back though.
the philadelphia eagles 2011 season
colin cowherd. what a douche, supporting lebron and hating people for not having dads.
Planking, owling. its nonsense, its not funny
LeBron James. just cause you have more money than me doesn't mean your not a massive scrotum.
the great white hope that is Andrew luck. "oh he went back! he goes to stanford! lets give him the Heisman, only for RG3 to earn it!" choke on my balls, old white people.
college football scandals that have nothing to do with playing the game, does anyone care that terrelle pryor got paid for doing his job?
Hipster comedies on network tv.
Political idiots, left and right. god do they suck "durr durr durr lets argue about pointless shit when our country has real issues"
fox news. all of it.
guy fieri. really, he should just go back to 1999 where he belongs
whitney cummings, fuck that broad and her creepy puppet face.
tyler the creator, failing to learn the lessons of 9 year olds everywhere, using bad words doesn't make you a badass.
Lady Gaga. god what a twat
awards season movies. War horse looks like a parody of an awards season movies. WAR HORSE DUNDUNDUNDUN. HE'S A HORSE IN A WAR.
the name Jayden. its time it dies people.
the lack of mad men. wheres Jon Hamm supposed to be handsome on tv now, people? where is my smoking and drinking at 9 AM on a tuesday? goddammit
the fact we've had two coldplay albums since the last queens of the stone age one. the fuck people?
the Green Lantern. any person whose weakness includes bananas and ducks is an aquaman level of useless
tune in before christmas to see
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