the kwanzaa gecko 2011 wishlist

well this year didn't blow total nuts, so heres what I want next year

Lebron James and Brett favre to both be stricken dead by a meteor strike

an eagles super bowl championship, please god, let me have that one

all of the movies i am looking forward to including but not limited to: sucker Punch, Thor, transformers 3, captain america and the hangover 2, for these movies not to lick massive taint.

the strokes to make a new album, seriously bros, anyone to make a new album, do you know how many albums I downloaded "perfectly legally" and "paid for?" this year? literally "dozens", and all of it was old stuff, seriously, the strokes, them crooked vultures, album up

community not to get cancelled, please, consequently, everyone on the big bang theory to simultaneously contract leprosy.

true grit to win the oscar for best picture, because that movie was an ass stomping symphony.

Archer to remain so sublimely kickass and have at least 7 quotable lines per episode.

Me to remember when modern family is on

conans new show to last more than 7 months

oh fuck! forgot the green latern, that better not suck also.

anyone who owns an iMac to shut up about it, its fucking.useless

bulletstorm to be as epic as it looks.

if community does get cancelled, to have joel mchale be the new michael on the office.

portal 2 better not suck too

for tv to keep rocking hardcore.

for these dominos ads to stop sucking

foir the five guys to open up double fast.

for Me to enjoy my health and my friends and all that good shit. lets all have a great 2011.