People I can do without: list 2 edition

1000 ways to die is one of those great late night shows because it proves 2 theories that time always proves

1. white people are crazy

2. people are stupid


if you have a loved one who died in 1000 ways to die, then +1 for mankind, because obviously, if you died in some of these stupid fucking ways, then you deserve it. but of course, there are LOTS of people who we can do without, so without further ado....


parents who name their kids with a theme (like all the same starting letter, or names smiliar to their own)

any single person who went to see paul blart zookeeper.

George lucas for making the clone wars suck

the last fucker who still goes to blockbuster.

old people who tell Me you can't beat the feel of a newspaper in your hands.

people who send letters.

any and all girls on the show teen mom

People who don't appreciate farts

the asshole who puts out fancy schmancy wings without also offering buffalo ones

ranch dressing

the asshole who puts in a papa johns in my town, we have so many pizzerias up in this, we don't need your generic shit pizza.

anyone who doesn't have fun saying winklevoss

Light beer

Juggalos

People who buy their kids affections.

Lebron James

Miami heat fans

the dudes on ghost adventures

crotchedy old white people, I can do a whole entry about cranky old white dudes

Texans

the current history channel line up of stupid shows and 2012/bible code shit

conservative dipshits

Liberal shitheads

Penn and Teller

overtly white families

Twilight fans

Utah. all of it

any of the simpsons episodes made post season 10

Ashton Kutcher

the miracle whip ads where they paint miracle whip people as cool, tragically hip people

Hipsters

the Kardashians

the motherfucker with the beret and mustashe on Mythbusters

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