Friday, June 18, 2010

people we can do without

title says it all, a complete list of people who I think the world would be a lot better without, its a take on a classic george carlin bit "People I can do without"

any person under 20 who only listens to "classic rock"

anyone who calls soccer "the beautiful game"

men who wear tevas

older men who tell My generation theirs was the only one to make a difference, man

any and all hippies over 50

any and all hippies

any and all people who will watch the big bang theory over community this fall

the people who find two and a half men hilarious

notre dame football fans

duke basketball fans

creepy cougars who don't have the body to be cougars

any large women in tight clothes

anyone who claims Japan is superior to america solely based on their animation

fans of nascar

any woman in a pink jersey or baseball hat

countries with mutltiple names (pick one, Holland!)

any teenager with a che guavara t-shirt

all people who shop at hot topic

twilight fans

twilight moms

all fans of glee, in the words of jeff winger "write some original songs!"

Beyonce

sportswriters, specifically any who bitch about super bowl locale.

anyone who paid money to see killers

the new karate kid movie with jaden smith

will farrell sports movies

anyone who tells me field of dreams is better than the sandlot

people with a first name for a last name

people with a last name for a first name

women who do great in their NCAA pools by picking random colors

emo kids

scene kids

anyone who says tony hawk pro skater 2 isn't the best skateboarding game ever made

the clerks at gamestop who look down on people who don't play weird japanese games and brag about how great they are for playing final fantasy

tea party members

any and all kevin james movies

fans of carlos mencia

people who drive slow

all conspiracy theories

anyone who says that guts is better than legends of the hidden temple

people who spell normal names weird

anyone convinced the world of avatar is superior to ours

people who say digimon are real

anyone who says the orange box isn't the best value in human history

anyone who picks bulbasaur