the reason I love Me some gay dudes but not like that, you dirty person

Many straight dudes Hate them some gay people, don't want the gays to get their rights, no marriage, no kids, and want em all dead. to that I offer a heart felt fuck you! as a single straight dude, who is not a skinny bastard by any stretch of the sweatpants, Gay dudes are fucking awesome. why you ask?

the more gay men out there, the more vagina there is out there for Me.

and heres why:

your average gay dude is skinny, fit, attractive, funny, into everything your average hot broad is, you know, food, wine, style, greys anatomy, etc.

so what does this have to do with Me, you say? the gay man would make an ideal boyfriend, except for one key fact:

He is just as into cock as she is.

how does this help Me you say?

when two gay dudes hook up, its two of these perfect guys off the market, it eventually forces women to lower their standards from perfect awesome edward cullen stalker, to average joe who is handsome, charming, and has a dick like a clydesdale. you know, Me. therefore, the more gays the better, because gay people lead to More ladies for Me, and I like Ladies. so vis a vis, I support gay rights, gay people getting married, having kids, teaching people, flying, doing all the things we straights do. now am I saying gay people are perfect? AW HELL NAW son, there are plenty of gays out there who deserve a punch straight in the dick for a variety of reasons, i'll show you a quote


"homosexuality is gods way of ensuring the truly gifted are not burdened with children"

/20 minutes later, my blood pressure has lowered

ho.ly. shit, if i can kill one quote via drawing hanging and quartering, its that quote. and you gays wonder why people hate you? douchey motherfuckers like this lead to nothing but trouble, because then all you gays are grouped together as douchey, or bitchy, or what the proper terminology is for a dickish gay man is, that one quote basically puts all gays in one big gay box with no anal lube or madonna albums. seriously gay people, fix that shit, then we'll talk, but until then, keep on buttfuckin

the late night wars and what I think

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