thats right I said it, come onto Me angry people, but search your feelings, you know it to be true. its ok, gay guy in gay part of LA in your tiny pink hotpants and rollerskates, you can admit it. oh people are gonna give me a whole bunch of shit "oh you just don't GET Gaga" (all Lady Gaga fans call her Gaga, as though they are on a personal first name basis with her) which they say with the same tone as a normal person might say "you fuck donkeys". they are so very arrogant, and I am sick of it. Lady Gaga, your not that good. your videos leave me confused and frightened more than in shock and awe. which brings them back to "you don't GET it" no, I get it. Lady Gaga, I get your meat dress. and when she says "I'm bisexual" I can't help but think "of course she is, it makes her more appealing" which brings Me back to kesha.
Kesha straight don't give a fuck. watch kesha, like, listen to her, she sound like a girl who straight give a fuck? I don't hear someone who straight give a fuck. but Lady Gaga, she tries so hard to be "cool" and edgy, she's as bad as bands like paramore, except she panders to an even stupider bunch of people. oh come at Me, "Monsters", I am sooo scared. everyone knows the gecko feeds on hate and non headaches. why are Lady Gaga fans dumber than paramore fans you ask? because Lady Gaga fans are convinced that they all "get" Lady Gagas music videos, and praise each little thing Lady Gaga does as a cultural milestone. "OMG did u hear? Gaga ate sum cornpuffs, IN 20 YRS, WE SHALL LUK BACK ON THIS DAY AS 1 OF TEH GREATEST DAYS EVARRR". Lady Gaga fans are convinced that, by enjoying all things Lady Gaga, they are being different. naw son, your just conforming to an ideal, and isn't that a real bitch? oooh, sorry I ruined your day "monsters"
Kesha on the other hand, straight don't conform to shit. she's a poor girl who hit it big by pure chance, who also happens to be quite intelligent. near perfect SATs? check. chubby marching band girl? check. went to cold war history college classes as a high school student for fun? check. Keshas far from stupid. conversely, Lady Gaga is from an upper east side family, daughter of an internet entrepreneur, and going to a prestigious all girls catholic school. Kesha was on food stamps and had a single parent. people always say "oh Kesha uses SO much autotune, she can't even really sing" show me a popstar who doesn't use autotune too much, and I'll show you a popstar with a career in the toilet. Autotune is prevalent to the music industry now, and its just part of the game, you'd be silly not to use all the tools in your toolbox, after all.
what I am saying here is, Kesha doesn't try as hard as Lady Gaga to keep staying relevant. Kesha isn't wearing a meat dress and giving me hate.
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
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