Tuesday, August 23, 2011

So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn goodbye, a letter to my faithful

dear loyal readers:

I am sorry to say that my days as Kwanzaa gecko, blogger jack of all trades are over. yes, yes, cue your celebrationss, bust out your champagne. However, this is far from the end of my time on blogspot, or blogging for that matter.

you see, I've made a decision that, if I want to make it big as a blogger (part of me does, I'll be honest) I need to hone my craft writing about something I legitimately care about, something on which I feel I have solid opinions and ideas. yes, television, I will be opening my very own tv blog. tv blogs, their slightly less common than sports blogs! now for a quick Q&A about this new endevour

1. does this mean you're closing this blog?

no, I won't be shutting this down, I'll probably occasionally post back here with a rant on something about why Bros need to be kicked in the face or why the world is a better place when white people aren't being so damn cranky about everything. oooh we got an earthquake today. SCARY! kindly suck my taint.

2. what can we expect on your new blog?

well, tv, a lot of tv. my thoughts on television, what shows you should be watching, what shows should be a sign that you deserve to be put down (coughtwoandahalfmencough). if your a denizen of the sports circle of the world, It'll be sort of grantland-esque in the idea of mixing tv and pop culture into one tasty fudge.

3. will you be getting things like credible sources, screeners or common sense?

I'm an extremely credible source, I don't know what a screener is, and no

4.will you finally get an editor?

possibly, I might actually go through and look for grammar mistakes.

5.what will the blog be called?

 No idea yet, but I have no doubt a solid arrested development pun will be involved.

6. should I keep reading if I don't like tv?

of course, mister hipster, it'll be the same kwanzaa gecko you know and love. however, to put it this way, instead of throwing 100 noodles on the wall and see which sticks, I'll be firing lasers of high powered hilarity and gut busting greatness at a piece of steel.

7. when will this blog be up?

probably by this sunday I hope to have my first post up.

so long guys, its been a great two and a half years, thanks to all my readers and I hope to see you soon.