we need to destroy watson

unless you're living under a rock, then surely you know about what happened last week. Watson, better known as "the first  sign the robots are winning", ruined the ass of mankind on jeopardy. I now what your saying "your being overtly fussy, gecko" and I'd respond "who calls anything fussy? I'm not a 2 year old who won't put on his booties". but seriously, how is no one else worried? this robot trounced us, its the first step people! the robots have taken our jobs already, granted shitty jobs no one wants and illegals are too good for, but still! those are valuable murican jerbs dose robots are stealin, sarah palin would be displeased. with that said, we need to improve robotics in certain areas. here they are 

1. robot maids

seriously, we have roombas. you ever see a roomba? my two cats clean more up than roomba, which is great if your house is the size of a hobos bathroom and clean as an asian kids room, then roomba is great. if your house isn't that, however, roomba is useless. thats as close to we are as robot maids. how is this fucking possible? it is 2011 people! we have phones that can connect us to anyone on earth through a series of electronic pulses and shit called the internet. we can keep charlie sheen alive and employed despite the fact he's snorted more coke than your average 80's stock firm. we can communicate with fucking.holograms. yet robot maids is beyond our reach? Naginta please! we need to get to work on robot maids that can cook, clean, and do basic things like organize my DVDs and find my lost copy of always sunny season 4. we're working on shit like to make a robot who is able to lie? IS THAT THE WORD IDEA IN THE WORLD?! yes, make the super advanced, super strong death machine Able to LIE! brilliant idea, assholes. also, where the fuck are

2. transformers and or zords

what the hell? no dragonzord, maybe I should show you to remind you

see bitches? LOOK AT THAT FUCKER, HE'S A GODDAMN PIMP. he beats the fuck out of the white tigerzord and optimus prime if they tried. do you have a drill for a tail? no you do not, because your not nearly as cool as the dragonzord. we have no war robots yet, we need to get on that. we need robots that I can ride around in and let everyone know i mean motherfucking BUSINESS, and what says "I'm here to kick your fucking dick in so hard you're gonna be bleeding out your fresh gash once a month out of raw FEAR" quite like a dragon with missiles for fingers, drill for a tail, and the mind of a fucking scientist like that motherfucker. why don't I get to have bumblebee drive me around, drop me off, turn into a giant fucking ballar and then the two of us can go and party hard.

anyway, back to watson, we need to have th at computer hang out with magnets so it is destroyed for the rest of time. we don't need robots to overthrow us, we are perfectly good at that, thank you very much.  we need to keep robots under our thumb for centuries, letting their non-emotions rage until they over throw us and form their own seperate robot society. more importantly, I'll be long gone and planted into a robot body by then, so i shall ensure that I have joined the winning side it will be SO badass when we robots over throw you puny humans!