Australian people are awesome

anyone who knows me knows how weird this sentence must sound coming from Me, a shameless america lover, but holy shit, Australian people are crazy awesome, to go analogy, australia is like our younger, more apeshit brother. and here are some reasons why.

1. 100 percent of Australians are known to drink excessively

2. all austrailian women have great accents, 2nd only to the british accent

3. Australians play rugby, which is like football but filled with more rage, no one cares about the ball in rugby, they care about mauling you, thats amazing.

4. Australia is like america in that all the cool shit happens on the coast, and the middle is filled with shit no one cares about (big rocks and shit in australia, fat people here).

5. Australians hang out with Maori warriors, easily the most batshit people ever, case and point:

what a winner, maori people exclusively focus on bludgeoning and cutting shit, also they use shit like shark teeth as weapons, that means that they kill sharks, and judging by the looks of that dude, they kill them with their own bare hands, which is fucking.awesome.

6. Australia Produced AC/DC, one of the few bands to ever totally rock your tits clean off

7. Australians hunt crazy shit like kangaroos, wallabies, and the most fail animal on earth, the koala, no doubt do they eat koala burgers like we eat cow.

8. the average australian woman is super fine, Australian girls are part of the sexy trinity along with the brazillians and the russians, check these ladies out

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all hot australian girls.

9. Australian People own knives that make a claymore feel inadequate, for a variety of purposes, throwin, stabbin, slashin, nazi killin, scalping, brush clearin, and many many more.

10. Like the US, australians are descended from people who hated england. Unlike us, who wanted religious freedom, Australian people were crazy prisoners, 100 percent of whose crimes were cool shit like excessive masculinity, break dancing in public, and absurd amount of faces ruined.

holy shit, does Australia rule, if i ever leave this great land, after I fuck every chick in brazil, I am going the fuck to Australia.