Look how hip and rebellious these guys are! they don't dress like stupid conformists, no sir! I mean, arm tattoos? who has those? and who among you has the courage and balls to dress like a gay hip cowboy like Johnny is? or look like he just woke up and put a square ring on his finger like tim? or appear as though you bought these clothes used when in fact you just spend 250 dollars on ripped jeans, a falsely aged t-shirt and converses? or most importantly, look as though you don't know the words basic hygene. these men are a national treasure of coolness, they are the sole lighthouses in a grey sea of conformity nonuniqueness, the greatest director and actor of the past 20 years!
if you believe the above paragraph, kindly swallow a stick of dynamite, you emo faggot poser. do you not realize it is YOU who is the conformist? you are the one who does what is cool and popular, just not among so called "popular" people, you conform to other things. you soundly believe Tim Burton is the greatest director of the past 20 year s(of which your wrong, the top 3 are Michael Bay, Peter Jackson and Zach Snyder, tarantino is 4th, and we'll go through this list now: you know why Michael Bay is the best, Peter Jackson made the impossible possible with Lord of the rings, Zach Snyder has two kickass movies (watchmen and 300) under his belt, and you know tarantinos credentials, Pulp fiction, Inglourious basterds, kill bill etc). do you Know, Mister Hipster, where tim burton lies on this list? somewhere between Uwe Bole and the guys who keep making disaster/superhero/date movie, that is, in the "these guys are so bad I hope they get cancer" category.
now you're asking, Gecko, thats a bit harsh, Burton has changed fil. I kindly interrupt you there, good sir, tim burton has made, of nearly 20 films, 3 good ones. batman (its fucking BATMAN, it can't suck unless its batman begins or batman and robin) Batman Returns (see above) and Edward scissorhands (a genuinely touching movie). and when did he make all of these? 20 years ago, he is coasting on the fact that he made 3 pretty good movies 20 years ago, everything since then? dogshit
Nightmare before christmas you say? I say that that movie is awful for a variety of reasons 1. Jack Skellington is a toolbox 2. the animation is stupid (he only did stop motion to be unique, it would be fine as traditional cel animation, douche) and 3. you meet any animation/art student and ask them their favorite movie, quite a few will say Nightmare before christmas is in among their tops.
Burton also has this nasty habit of not knowing when things don't need to be remade. Ask Charlie and the chocolate factory, not the badass one with Gene wilder who basically spends most of the movie pissed off and angry, Mike teevee as a cowboy, violet beauregard as a blueberry, Augustus gloop dying of sugar OD, you know, the classic; I'd bet solid money that wonka was coked up and or drunk off his ass through most of it No, I'm talking the one with the fruity ass Johnny depp, who has things like a backstory, childhood pain, and acts like a freaky michael Jackson who almost certainly sticks his dick in the chocolate. yeah, think of that next time you eat a candy bar, someones dong taking a dip in your bar, sounds gross right? grosser than insect legs, dick chocolate. I don't CARE why wonka is the way he is, no one does, I just assumed he was a surly drunk most of the day, Maybe he's diabetic, which would be horribly ironic, being a candy icon, in fact, that makes so much sense, willy wonka was diabetic. Maybe I'm alone there. and don't get me started on that alice in wonderland movie he's making.
oh fuck, now i'm started, this is gonna end badly, I can guarantee it. first off, Johnny depp keeps looking freaky as shit, anne hathaway (normally really tappable and is known to be pro anal sex) looks like a goddamn freaky geisha. Helena Bonham carter (who can always, ALWAYS be found in a burton movie) is a shrunken midget. why did we need her around anymore? she's a hipster doofus. and 3-D? everyone knows the avatar is the only movie allowed to do 3-D, because it did UH-MAZINGLY.
anyway, onto depp. Johnny depp gets constant praise for taking Unique, cool roles. well guess what? EVERY role he takes is some crazy, supposedly funny weirdo. Jack Sparrow, the mad hatter, willie wonka, all basically the same artsy, uniquely weird person. Man, do I hate that. Say what you will about tom cruise, Brad Pitt, etc, at least those fuckers play different characters, ditto with George Clooney, but Johnny depp? no, far too content to play some crazy guy who is slightly off but he is a special person! a unique flower!
asshats.
sounds like someone is a bit jealous,,why don't you focus more of your time with reality like,,the economy,,oil spill,,global warming,,and less time with people who could give two shit's less what you think. Their entertaining many people around the world,,maybe it's good to have 2 hours of escape from the world today you dipshit..I enjoy Tim Burton and Jhonny Depp,,your just jealous cause they could get more tail in one minute then you could get in a lifetime.
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Another idiot trying to suggest Depp always plays the same character. How sad and pathetic that you listed three out of the 20+ characters he's played during his career. Sparrow, Wonka and the Hatter are not the only type of characters he has played, and anyone who reads this BS blog will know that. What about John Wilmot, or Axel Blackmar, or Donnie Brasco? They're all different from the ones you posted. Although I didn't REALLY need to give examples of other characters Depp has played to demonstrate he doesn't always play the same one; Wonka, Hatter and Sparrow are all different enough from each other to show that, anyway.
ReplyDeleteTim Burton really had nothing to do with Nightmare Before Christmas beyond a poem he wrote. He did not write the script, he did not direct Nightmare. Batman Returns sucked fat cock. Batman Begins was great. In fact the only bad Batman movies are Returns and the Schumacher travesties. The last truly good movie Burton made was Big Fish. Sweeney Todd was entertaining as well.
ReplyDeleteWell. I agree with you, unlike these people here. He seems like he has to remake EVERYTHING and tries to make it creepy. It's just lame. Me and my friend have a running joke about his set design. When we watch his movies we play the game "Count how many swirls in a scene" He tries to be all macabre, and when fails, he makes everything all curly to hide it. Curly tree, curly fence, curly hill. Curly curly fucking curly. And his fanbase annoy the crap out of me. Jack skellington is plastered on every item in a store, making it 30 bucks more expensive. Did I miss something? Its a white ball on a stick with a face.
ReplyDeleteAlso, quit putting your crack addicted wife and Johnny Depp in all your movies.
And while I think Johnny Depp, while a good actor (in non Tim Burton films) it seems that in Tim's films he plays the same character all the time! I agree with you 100 percent. Willy wonka remake makes my blood boil whenever I think about it. Especially the shitty copy pasted oompa loompas! I know this fatty fat emo gothic hipster whatever girl who absolutely raves on about his 'genius'. It fucking shits me off.
Tim Burton.
FUCK YOU.
I don't see why all of your are defending Depp. He's a lameass ugly fuck with snaggle teeth. If you girls are looking for a sex symbol, Pitts still open. At least he's capable of an action film. Now there putty that pansy ass Depp in one. Like that's gonna turn out well. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteI agree entirely, and you seem to have taken the thoughts outta my head. Fucking Depp and Burton... they piss me off beyond all words. all the same, lame bullshit. Its NOT creative to try and make something "different" or "eccentric", just lazy. Its EASY to make some random junk, and people seem to LOVE IT. WTF?!? try making some REAL fucking movies, oh but that would require REAL acting talent, and REAL creativity. I wouldnt wipe my ficking ass with burton's bullshit movies. and depp is a fucking closet fag, waering STUPID FUCKING idiotic clothing, thinking he's so different... LIKE EVERYONE ELSE DOING THE SAME FUCKING THING! hardly unique, just LAME AS SHIT!
ReplyDeletei could go on, but im getting angry, im glad there are some out there with a real sense to what REAL movies are made of, that calms me a little
its only natural for most people to disagree with you. that's because most people are douchebags. i hate the motherfucker too. tim sucks too but i loathe that pussy depp. i see right through him and all i see is an attention seeking whore who acts aloof, when he really isn't. they say he's a true person, down to earth... yeah... that's why he owns his own island... go fuck yourselves.
ReplyDeletetrue about the roles too. he's absolutely not versatile. always plays the same attention seeking weirdo.
and all these shitheads that mistake true hate with jealousy need to be fist fucked with barb wire to understand the difference..
GET A LIFE all of you are so full of yourselves,
ReplyDeletewith your bullshit about hate and loathing.
As if Johnny and Tim give ONE BIG FAT FUCK... about what you think of them.
Jealous much??? you dumb toe rag.
I stopped at "Zach Snyder has two kickass movies (watchmen and 300)" , understanding that i didn't have to finish reading to understand that u're just a stupid douche. if you think 300 or watchmen are better than edward scissorhands, the 2 first batman, Beetlejuice,Big Fish or mars attack, then i have no business wasting my time in this shithole of a blog.you're a single man ? or a single jerking pre-pubert tennager ? pfff
ReplyDeletenever in your whole existence will you be able to achieve even a third of what those two guys have done. if you were a man, as you stated in your profile, you'd know that a lot of women LOVE a man who's aware of his feminine side and who's not afraid to put make up on his eyes and still look sexy and manly as hell. a few men can do that, not all of them. if you're afraid to hug a gay man , it probably means that there is one hidden deep inside of you and you are too much of a chicken to let it out .
ReplyDelete"pro oral sex" ? really ? what are you, twelve ? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
and women love weirdos as well, because sex with them is the best , they take in places where stupid butch guys like yourself talking about "oral sex" like it's a BIG F***** deal would never even go. I say, go johnny you're hot, you're talented and especially, you have a brain,not like stupid bloggers like u
he said anal sex not oral... LOL!
ReplyDeleteBTW i agree... I'm a woman, and these guys are douche-bags.... not attractive and the remakes annoy the hell out of me... just stop with the remakes already!
HAHAHAHA I agree 100% I hate Johnny Depp
ReplyDeleteAnyone who said Big Fish is a good movie doesn't deserve to live.
ReplyDeletethis is a list of some of the characters johnny depp has played:
ReplyDeletebarber, bookworm,astronaut,sea gangster(pirate), noir pirate,rogue agent, joker, tranny, greaser, groom, father, brother, detective, psychic detective, psychotic writer 1, psychotic writer 2, psychotic writer 3, psychotic director, chocolate maker, chocolate eater, tea drinker(hatter), pot smoker, pot dealer, emo wolverine(ed scissorhands) and that is only some of the roles
all of u r trolls and what are you doing with your life nothing u r on a stupid blog arguing and i don't care if u call me a hypocrite and johnny and tim don't care what u say about them either so just stop hating cause they r both incredibly accomplished and are currently leading very successful lives
I Hate motherfuckers that make up there own blog to rant about shit.
ReplyDeleteLike your opinion should mean anything to anybody especially on the anonymous internet, but above all I HATE DOUCHENUGGETS AND CUNTWADS THAT FORMAT THEIR SHIT IN THIS ANNOYING HIGH CONTRAST FONT!!!
Depp has spent 2\3rds of his career playing gay dress-up.You think he and his fans would tire of the quirky crap.
ReplyDeleteHis other roles are same shit, same Depp.
Burton is nothing more than a "re-maker" of others ideas.
Well i hate johnny depp to and i h as te brad pitt!! They both ugly and cant acted!! Now a reall sex symbol is jensen ackles !!!!!! Hes better then johnny and brad !!!!:)) jensen ackles is the best more ppl love him. Johnny is ugly and griss cant act hes lame!! Brad pitt is boring old and cant act either !! Jensen ackles is the best actor and the sexiest man alive!!!!!! Bye bitches!!!
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