Kesha is better than lady gaga

thats right I said it, come onto Me angry people, but search your feelings, you know it to be true. its ok, gay guy in gay part of LA in your tiny pink hotpants and rollerskates, you can admit it. oh people are gonna give me a whole bunch of shit "oh you just don't GET Gaga" (all Lady Gaga fans call her Gaga, as though they are on a personal first name basis with her) which they say with the same tone as a normal person might say "you fuck donkeys". they are so very arrogant, and I am sick of it. Lady Gaga, your not that good. your videos leave me confused and frightened more than in shock and awe. which brings them back to "you don't GET it" no, I get it. Lady Gaga, I get your meat dress. and when she says "I'm bisexual" I can't help but think "of course she is, it makes her more appealing" which brings Me back to kesha.

Kesha straight don't give a fuck. watch kesha, like, listen to her, she sound like a girl who straight give a fuck? I don't hear someone who  straight give a fuck. but Lady Gaga, she tries so hard to be "cool" and edgy, she's as bad as bands like paramore, except she panders to an even stupider bunch of people. oh come at Me, "Monsters", I am sooo scared. everyone knows the gecko feeds on hate and non headaches. why are  Lady Gaga fans dumber than paramore fans you ask? because Lady Gaga fans are convinced that they all "get" Lady Gagas music videos, and praise each little thing Lady Gaga does as a cultural milestone. "OMG did u hear? Gaga ate sum cornpuffs, IN 20 YRS, WE SHALL LUK BACK ON THIS DAY AS 1 OF TEH GREATEST DAYS EVARRR". Lady Gaga fans are convinced that, by enjoying all things Lady Gaga, they are being different. naw son, your just conforming to an ideal, and isn't that a real bitch? oooh, sorry I ruined your day "monsters"

Kesha on the other hand, straight don't conform to shit. she's a poor girl who hit it big by pure chance, who also happens to be quite intelligent. near perfect SATs? check. chubby marching band girl? check. went to cold war history college classes as a high school student for fun? check. Keshas far from stupid. conversely, Lady Gaga is from an upper east side family, daughter of an internet entrepreneur, and going to a prestigious all girls catholic school. Kesha was on food stamps and had a single parent.  people always say "oh Kesha uses SO much autotune, she can't even really sing" show me a popstar who doesn't use autotune too much, and I'll show you a popstar with a career in the toilet. Autotune is prevalent to the music industry now, and its just part of the game, you'd be silly not to use all the tools in your toolbox, after all.

what I am saying here is, Kesha doesn't try as hard as Lady Gaga to keep staying relevant. Kesha isn't wearing a meat dress and giving me hate.

people we can do without

title says it all, a complete list of people who I think the world would be a lot better without, its a take on a classic george carlin bit "People I can do without"

any person under 20 who only listens to "classic rock"

anyone who calls soccer "the beautiful game"

men who wear tevas

older men who tell My generation theirs was the only one to make a difference, man

any and all hippies over 50

any and all hippies

any and all people who will watch the big bang theory over community this fall

the people who find two and a half men hilarious

notre dame football fans

duke basketball fans

creepy cougars who don't have the body to be cougars

any large women in tight clothes

anyone who claims Japan is superior to america solely based on their animation

fans of nascar

any woman in a pink jersey or baseball hat

countries with mutltiple names (pick one, Holland!)

any teenager with a che guavara t-shirt

all people who shop at hot topic

twilight fans

twilight moms

all fans of glee, in the words of jeff winger "write some original songs!"

Beyonce

sportswriters, specifically any who bitch about super bowl locale.

anyone who paid money to see killers

the new karate kid movie with jaden smith

will farrell sports movies

anyone who tells me field of dreams is better than the sandlot

people with a first name for a last name

people with a last name for a first name

women who do great in their NCAA pools by picking random colors

emo kids

scene kids

anyone who says tony hawk pro skater 2 isn't the best skateboarding game ever made

the clerks at gamestop who look down on people who don't play weird japanese games and brag about how great they are for playing final fantasy

tea party members

any and all kevin james movies

fans of carlos mencia

people who drive slow

all conspiracy theories

anyone who says that guts is better than legends of the hidden temple

people who spell normal names weird

anyone convinced the world of avatar is superior to ours

people who say digimon are real

anyone who says the orange box isn't the best value in human history

anyone who picks bulbasaur