title says it all, a complete list of people who I think the world would be a lot better without, its a take on a classic george carlin bit "People I can do without"
any person under 20 who only listens to "classic rock"
anyone who calls soccer "the beautiful game"
men who wear tevas
older men who tell My generation theirs was the only one to make a difference, man
any and all hippies over 50
any and all hippies
any and all people who will watch the big bang theory over community this fall
the people who find two and a half men hilarious
notre dame football fans
duke basketball fans
creepy cougars who don't have the body to be cougars
any large women in tight clothes
anyone who claims Japan is superior to america solely based on their animation
fans of nascar
any woman in a pink jersey or baseball hat
countries with mutltiple names (pick one, Holland!)
any teenager with a che guavara t-shirt
all people who shop at hot topic
twilight fans
twilight moms
all fans of glee, in the words of jeff winger "write some original songs!"
Beyonce
sportswriters, specifically any who bitch about super bowl locale.
anyone who paid money to see killers
the new karate kid movie with jaden smith
will farrell sports movies
anyone who tells me field of dreams is better than the sandlot
people with a first name for a last name
people with a last name for a first name
women who do great in their NCAA pools by picking random colors
emo kids
scene kids
anyone who says tony hawk pro skater 2 isn't the best skateboarding game ever made
the clerks at gamestop who look down on people who don't play weird japanese games and brag about how great they are for playing final fantasy
tea party members
any and all kevin james movies
fans of carlos mencia
people who drive slow
all conspiracy theories
anyone who says that guts is better than legends of the hidden temple
people who spell normal names weird
anyone convinced the world of avatar is superior to ours
people who say digimon are real
anyone who says the orange box isn't the best value in human history
anyone who picks bulbasaur
Friday, June 18, 2010
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